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Stickypost: Where To Find Stuff In This LJ
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My fanfic is in the process of being transferred from my now-defunct website to my DreamWidth journal and the AO3. Eventually, everything will be available through DW Tags. My warning policy is here.

If you find yourself with the urge to remix/podcast/make art for anything I've written, please, feel free! You don't have to ask, although I would appreciate a heads-up once you've done whatever it is so I can go look at/listen to it and feel all happy. *g*

My vids can be found here.

Also, apparently I'm on Tumblr now.

Enjoy!

Canadian TV Roundup
s&afroghammer
serrico
Mary Kills People: THIS SHOW IS GREAT. Caroline Dhavernas plays a doctor who runs a side business of assisting suicide, and she is wonderful in the role. Almost the entire cast is strong (dude from the Kreuk Beauty and the Beast maybe just needs some more interesting material than he got in the premiere? Which, at least, it looks like he's gonna get going forward), and that includes the teenagers, which I think Says Something!

There's dark humour, and the complications come from reasonable yet mostly unexpected areas (with one exception--I called the episode-ending "twist" EARLY), and really, the premiere was just solidly entertaining from beginning to end. It's airing on Global in Canada, and I believe it's going to be on Lifetime in the States. I strongly recommend it!

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Cardinal: John Cardinal is a Lone Wolf Detective with a Troubled Personal Life. He is Haunted By The Case That Got Away, and Might Be Involved In Shady Shit. His partner, Lise Delorme, is a Francophone Among the Anglos. She's introduced as a Rookie With Something To Prove, but really she's an Undercover Fed Sent In To Investigate Cardinal's Potentially Shady Shit. Their jurisdiction is an Isolated Community Surrounded By Northern Wilderness, in which the Majority White Police Force Has An Uneasy Relationship With The Local Native Community. The victim in Cardinal's Case That Got Away is a Sweet-Faced Native Youth.

...like, it's all very well done, well-written, suitably atmospheric without drowning in pretension, a strong group of actors, etc etc. But MAN, it's like a Moody Procedural Whack-A-Mole.

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X Company Canada's Worst Spies: I have resigned myself to the fact that this show is never going to be the show I want it to be. TPTB do not share my narrative priorities, or my areas of interest. They are not, by and large, trying to do much of anything particularly challenging with their subject matter or their characters. And they are blithely unconscious to all the ways in which they keep holding themselves back by relegating their female characters to being symbols/objects/generally ineffectual. Details! Annoying, annoying details.Collapse )

--Add this to the howlers of 1) Faber, while arguing with Sinclair about why he doesn't want to work with these people, flat-out listing every canon dumbass mistake and rookie behaviour that made me start calling them Canada's Worst Spies; and 2) Alfred asserting with a totally straight face, "We're always careful," and...uuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this shooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

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FandomTrumpsHate Auction
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serrico
I'm offering a custom-ordered fic at the [tumblr.com profile] fandomtrumpshate auction! Below are my offer details, as well as how to bid:

Fandom(s): Supernatural, Supergirl, Profit
Rating(s): G, Teen, Mature, Explicit
Length/size: up to 5k words, 5-10k words
Especially interested in: Dean/Castiel, Dean/Abaddon, Kara/Lena, Kara/James, canonverse, canon-divergence
Will not: rape, pregnancy/mpreg, A/B/O, non-canonverse AU
Notes: I’m open to writing more ships than I specified, especially in SPN. If there’s a pairing (or moresome) in one of my listed fandoms you’d like but I didn’t mention, please contact me and ask about it before bidding. If you’d like a mature or explicit fic involving a particular kink, again, please contact me and ask about it before bidding. I’m also happy to write gen or completely non-shippy fic.

Auctions run from 12 January 2017 (Midnight, EST) to 19 January 2017 (Midnight, EST). Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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Thanks for participating in Fandom Trumps Hate!

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Happy New Year!
s&afroghammer
serrico
*dusts things off*

Look at that, I haven't posted since November. December is always Too Busy, but this year, what with...the world...I've felt like hermiting much more than usual, even online. But it's the end of this godforsaken year, so I might as well say goodbye to it and wish everyone a Much Improved 2017.

Also, something something in Russia servers YOU, so an update on my LJ/DW practises: DW and Tumblr are where I've been hanging out for ages now. I'm not deleting my LJ--SUP will just have to shitcan the site and delete me themselves--and I'll still crosspost there, but DW and Tumblr are where I'll actually be interacting with people.

So! Housekeeping done, back to my quiet NYE in front of the cozy glow of my Christmas tree/Fireplace Channel/computer monitor. Let's all kick this sucker out the door and square up to whatever's up next.

Hopefully it'll surprise us all and be a better year or five or three hundred.

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Oy with the poodles, already!
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serrico
The Sister and I attended a Gilmore Girls viewing party last night where, due to us being in the Eastern timezone and Netflix's servers being Robust, it took us just about three hours to watch the first episode. (Fortunately, there was plenty of conversation for the times we had to wait out buffering/outages. Also snacks, because Gilmore Girls.)

The rest of the party attendees are diurnal, so the party ended at 11:30. As soon as I got home, I finished the marathon on my own, because when it comes to in-demand streaming video events, being nocturnal is useful.

Spoilers!Collapse )

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undergladies
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This has not been a good week.

It's not my country. (Except in the ways that it is. In the ways that the "global village" is an actual Thing these days, and when the US sneezes there aren't many areas of the world unconcerned enough that they can get away without at least saying "gesundheit". In the ways that it's everybody's country, because all of us have our institutionally ingrained -isms that may or may not be turning their ugly faces to the light of day at the moment but are there, influencing our societies the same way the States' -isms influenced their election.) It's not my country, but for anyone with the barest ability to have sympathy for or empathy with other people, this has not been a good week.

To all of you in the States who are reeling and anxious and sad and angry and afraid and whatever else is in your mental/emotional jumble over how the election turned out, I am so sorry you're going through this. *hugs*

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Cut for personal anxiety.Collapse )

I'm hoping to do some baking when I get up this evening, partially because I owe my neighbour cookies for letting me use his lawnmower all summer, and partially because baking's a thing I usually do when I'm having trouble getting writing to happen. If anybody has a favourite cookie recipe they'd like to suggest, I'd appreciate it.

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*HUGS*
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A List of Brief Thoughts On Media Consumed
dwwaves
serrico
1) The Travelers premiere was excellent--I recommend it very strongly--but taken on its own, it's impossible to judge what the show's going to be like week-to-week. Other than "serialised". (Travelers is a Canadian series that's being co-produced with Netflix [it premiered Monday here, and will start airing on Netflix in December], so rather than going the usual network-TV route of spending the first hour Explaining Everything, it's much more like the first chapter of a novel.)

1a) I remember Stargate fandom's vocal displeasure over that franchise's treatment of consent/personal autonomy as relates to bodyswap/possession. (That was the gist of it, right? My knowledge is entirely fannish-osmosis-based.) Roughly ten minutes into the Travelers pilot, it was abundantly clear that Brad Wright must have been paying attention on that score, and is using this show to demonstrate his learnings. (If you're considering watching the show but wary about the premise and want to know what I mean by this, drop me a comment and I'll get spoilery to explain.)

1b) Holy crap, it's already bugging me that I can't spell this show's name with two Ls.

2) Pitch! Is great! No one is more surprised than I to find myself loving a show about baseball! (But then, just as Power Play wasn't REALLY about hockey and Friday Night Lights wasn't REALLY about football, Pitch isn't REALLY about baseball.)

I love Ginny. I love Blip and Mrs Blip (to follow the Perfect Couple naming conventions established by FNL). I keep wanting Mark Consuelos' character to meet and have to deal with Brett Parker. I can't yet decide whether I ship Ginny and Mike or if I like them more as mentor/mentee; my opinion varies with every scene they share.

3) Before the Supergirl s2 premiere aired, I read a review that called it, basically, the best episode of superhero TV ever made. At the time, I was sure the reviewer was being hyperbolic.

Then I watched the ep.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Dear Grimdark DC Movieverse,

*points at Supergirl s2 premiere* Like THAT.

4) QI has returned, with Sandi Toksvig replacing Stephen Fry as host, and to my delight, she's as perfect in that role as he was. YAY QI. (It's my favourite British quiz show. The Big Fat Quizzes are my second favourite.)

5) This Is Us is not my usual brand of show--it's very very earnest, sometimes to the point of cringeworthiness--but its cast is great, its characters are easy to invest in, and its moments of humour are just so winning.

6) I really wanted Conviction to be better than it is. However, Hayley Atwell owns the screen every moment she's on it, so I'll probably keep watching.

7) It's Dean/Cas Big Bang season and I've only managed to read one story so far. They just keep PILING UP ON MY KINDLE. C'mon, fandom, why you gotta be so prolific? (DON'T STOP.)

8) Gonna try Class (the latest Doctor Who spinoff) tonight. Given Moffat, I'm already feeling uninvested; we'll see how it goes.

9) Since it's almost Halloween, a spooky TV rec: The Living and the Dead, a Victorian gothic psychological thriller/ghost story starring Colin Morgan. It's a one-season wonder--it aired a while ago and then, very unfortunately, didn't get picked up for a second season--but the six-ep season is almost entirely self-contained: hit stop at the last minute of the last ep to avoid the bet-hedging cliffhanger. And it's GOOD, atmospheric and creepy. Perfect Halloween viewing.

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New SPN fic! ...not quite in before jossing.
spnangel
serrico
Stupid CW promo department, releasing episode sneak peeks a week ahead of the air date. :(

Rating: gen.
No warnings apply.
Thanks to [personal profile] akamarykate for the beta.

Five Lies Dean Tells His Mother (And One Lie She Tells Him)Collapse )

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WOE.
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serrico
On the one hand: fic I want very much to finish writing--or, more realistically, get within a very few paragraphs of finishing--by the end of this weekend.

On the other hand: really good fic that I just started reading this week after looking forward to it for AGES that is DEEPLY ABSORBING and I am now halfway through it and IT'S SO HARD TO PUT IT DOWN and it's like five bajillion words long and I definitely won't be able to finish it this weekend BUT I COULD

JUST

KEEP

READING????

On the third hand: plans with The Sister this afternoon that I should definitely get at least a little sleep before doing, because getting to the planned event requires driving at highway speeds.

Why is life so full of hard choices. :(

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Food post gets Helena icon.
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I made two impulse purchases at the bakery the other day (because a] I’d had a terrible shift at work, and b] I was on my way to the dentist; carb comfort is good comfort): a cherry pie (a small one), and a loaf of onion/garlic/cheese bread.

The pie is pie: it’s pie, it’s yummy, I enjoy it, yay. But the bread.

THE

BREAD.

Lightly toasted, with gouda and sliced tomato, a sprinkle of salt and a slightly more zealous grind of pepper: A++++++++++++++++ MEAL DECISION OMG.

Like, I didn’t need to discover another thing from this bakery I’ll want to buy every time I’m in there (see also their pizza sticks and rolls and ginger cookies and oatmeal cookies and turnovers and pumpkin pound cake...)? BUT THERE IT IS.

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And now, a random post about my teeth.
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serrico
I have some old silver fillings from when I was younger, because I got my teeth from the cavity-loving side of the family. Over the past year and half, they've all started failing. I've had two replaced already, and I think another one's gone now, because ow.

Good excuse for a yogurt and ice cream weekend, right? Call the dentist on Monday, not a huge deal. (Aside from the jaw pain that activates when I yawn, which is getting PRETTY ANNOYING.)

Except, my fridge is full of fresh, crunchy vegetables I bought specifically to snack on raw with dip over this weekend, and I have been able to mow through not enough of them. Fresh veggies--and dips--are not the cheapest things ever! And they have a very finite shelf life!

Grr. I don't like wasting money, and I don't like wasting food. >:(

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Better late than etc etc.
dwwaves
serrico
Okay! Almost a month after the fact, here are my 2016 VividCon vid recs!

...:D? (I've been busy/exhausted, okay?)

In no particular order:Collapse )

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Most of my country's cultural moments usually involve either hockey or politics.
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I am sitting on the couch with my knee iced and elevated, watching the last half-hour of Much’s all-day Tragically Hip commemoration, waiting for the CBC to put its Olympics coverage on hold for a few hours so they can air the final Hip show live on every platform they broadcast.

If I hadn’t sprained my knee, I could be downtown, attending one of two free public all-ages presentations of the CBC TV broadcast being hosted by local radio stations in my city’s central park and one of its major concert venues.

Dear The Hip,

Canada loves you.

(Thanks, Gord.)

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VVC Vid Review 2016
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serrico
Behind cut because MY FINGERS.Collapse )

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1) Vid Review is the only time I ever write ~8000 words in three hours.

2) Words I am not good at typing quickly: parallels, feminine, part. o.O

3) EVERYBODY ALWAYS SAYS SUCH SMART THINGS. :D

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VVC 2016 Club Vivid Premiere: Return to Oz, 'Sweet Nothing'
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Source: Return to Oz
Music: Calvin Harris ft Florence Welch, 'Sweet Nothing'
Vid: Jayne L. / [personal profile] serrico
Content Note: fast cuts, child endangerment typical of early/mid-1980s children's movies ("")
Download: right click, save as
Streaming: YouTube

Follow the crumbling brick road.

Lyrics, for them as wants 'em.Collapse )

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VividCon 2016 Premieres: Underground, 'Satisfied'
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Source: Underground
Music: Bruce Peninsula, 'Satisfied'
Vid: Jayne L. / [personal profile] serrico
Content Note: fast cuts, graphic violence, sexual violence, nudity
Download: right click, save as
Streaming: YouTube

Ernestine's never been satisfied.

Lyrics, for them as wants 'em.Collapse )

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Basically, Wilmore and crew WON this week.
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serrico
American Political Comedy, DNC Week

...a lot of which (Colbert) I actually didn't get to see because all those great convention speeches went long and all the comedy aired late and my PVR ended up recording mostly news and Canadian-network filler.

1) Larry Wilmore's interview with the "little girl" who could theoretically be inspired by Clinton's nomination.

2) Wilmore and Franchesca Ramsey on Bill O'Reilly's slavery comments.

3) Grace Parra's piece on stripping vs politics as good career paths for women.

4) Samantha Bee's correspondents trying so hard to get Republican delegates to say "Black Lives Matter".

5) Anything anyone had to say about Trump inviting Russian hackers into the American government's email.

6) Trevor Noah comparing the things people said about Clinton at the DNC to the things people said about Trump at the RNC.

6a) "Now ask yourself: where would we be without the largest winery in Virginia?"

7) "Cinnamon Hitler."

7a) I'm spacing on Wilmore's version, but it was "[Something] Mussolini", and just as funny.

8) Everyone, on all the shows, latching onto the comedic potential of Tim Kaine. (Dad-joker, laid-back highschool Spanish teacher, etc.)

9) "To all the people out there considering voting for Trump, I hope you enjoy your vote, because this could be the very last vote you will ever get."

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#8 and #9 were somehow just SO COMFORTING, weren't they?
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serrico
American Political Comedy, RNC Week

1) My favourite election graphic was Larry Wilmore's. (Flailing and flame-spewing Trumposaurus vs shrieking and eye-lasering Clintonzilla.)

2) My favourite RNC renaming was Stephen Colbert's. ("The Trumpublican Donational Conventrump Starring Donald Trump as the Republican Party* *May contain traces of Republican".)

3) My favourite* correspondent segments/"Republican On the Street" bits were Roy Wood Jr's (the RNC's Black Friend), Jordan Klepper's (Trump's Christian Supporters), and Hasan Minhaj's (American Muslim Farewell Tour).

*Utterly appalling, yet also, somehow, truly entertaining.

4) Highlight: "Chad Smith" and his parents "Bryce and...I want to say...Leslie?"

5) Trevor Noah: "'Now we just have to find out why all these black folks are so susceptible to dying!'

...Get the fuck out of here, man."

6) Highlight: Boko Haram's indignation over being denied proper credit as Clinton gets blamed for everything.

7) Highlight: Jon Stewart's wilderness retreat.

7a) As someone said on Tumblr: "Canadian Shack!Stewart/Colbert is now CANON."

8) Highlight: The return of The Reverend Sir Doctor Stephen T. Colbert, DFA, to define "Trumpiness".

9) Highlight: The return of Jon Stewart to sit behind a desk, stare down a camera, and be irate about hypocrisy.

10) Highlight: Samantha Bee's attempt to get that poor rational Republican to seem excited about Trump being the nominee.

11) Highlight: Trevor Noah's piece on the Charles Kinsey shooting. ("Why'd you crash the plane?" "It was the only way I knew how to stop them having sex!")

12) Anticipatory excitement for whatever Samantha Bee and John Oliver are gonna do.

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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
dwwaves
serrico
As Civil War was bound to be unable to fully live up to expectations after Winter Soldier, Star Trek: Beyond was bound to be better than Into Darkness.

AND IT IS.

Like, okay, it's not a perfect Trek movie, but it has a hell of a lot more genuine Trek DNA than ST:ID did. It's thoughtful in places, and hopeful in places--places that require hope to stand deliberately against despair and destruction--and it presents a vision of the future where people find their purpose and place in the universe and do good things as a result.

And it's FUN. Not overly deep thoughts. Vague spoilers.Collapse )

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