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La la la timekill [19 Aug 2008|03:08am]
[ mood | not complaining! ]

Cottage Week was actually Cottage Three Days for me this year, what with Work. (I keep going back and forth on whether I want to refer to my place of employment as The Hyperion or The Dragonfly. Similarities exist either way.) But since the three days I could be at the beach were the best days, weather-wise, of the whole week, that worked out just fine.

And I got a tiny bit of a tan, which means I've finally found sunscreen that prevents my whole Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200, Go Directly To Lobster problem. Woo!

*~*~*

My cousin's in a band. (Hee! It's fun being able to say that. *g*) They were in a battle of the bands Friday evening; I attended with the sister and our Aunt and Uncle, who I must say are remarkably blase about their seventeen year old son's status as a Nascent Punk Rock God. (Not that Cousin E gets up to anything untoward--at least, given that he's A Good Kid, I assume he doesn't. *eyeballs him*) This was the first opportunity I'd had to hear the band (again due to Work, I haven't been able to attend any of their previous gigs); I was pleasantly entertained by the music, as well as tickled to note the difference between Cousin E's on- and off-stage personalities. The boy is Talented. ([info]jeneva1 says he does something with his hands on-stage that I do in everyday conversation, thus proving that we are related. I was watching for this shared gesture, but didn't see it, which just means I shall have to attend more of Cousin E's gigs. :)

Most of the other bands were less than impressive (various combinations of youth, lack of on-stage experience, technical difficulties and lacklustre music), but there was one extreme standout: a screamo group, the members of which are classmates of Cousin E and his older sister, Cousin C. Technically proficient, comfortable as performers, musically strong (don't hate me, screamo devotees, but when it comes to that particular genre, I have trained myself [aided by the local rock station's love affair with Alexisonfire] to listen to everything but the vocals, which--given that I am, to a certain extent, a fan of Wall Of Sound music--works pretty well); if I put aside my I'm-Related-To-A-Rock-God bias, I have to admit they were the best band of the bunch.

Cousin E's band was a totally close second, though. (And there really is objective reasoning in that assessment. Most of the other groups were listless.)

*~*~*

And now, the fannish lead I've just buried under all that Real Life rambling: the venue for the battle of the bands was two doors down from the local comicbook store's new location. As this was the first time I'd been in the area since the store moved (back in...May, I think), I made sure to get there a bit before the concert was set to start so I could check out the new digs.

And that was where I purchased Watchmen. (Funnily enough, they had it on sale. Whyever would they possibly do that, I wonder?) I've been reading it in the dead part of my shift (3:30-5:30-ish, more or less), because after my first night with it, I decided it would probably be best to avoid having to deal overmuch with people while I'm working on coming up for air from that narrative.

I did not just write "coming up for air" lightly, there. This book is dense. Claustrophobic, even, which I imagine is part of the point. Fascinating and uncomfortable and absorbing and neat, in all its sprawling use of different styles and formats to tell what I can already see dovetailing into the cohesive whole.

I'm about halfway through at this point. (Comics take me longer to read than straight-up text. I think having the text in the graphics confuses some long-conditioned, black-words-white-background part of my brain.) I may have more to say when I finish, but for now, I'll settle for:

Holy crap, I wanna see this movie.

*~*~*

People are still posting their [info]vividcon vids, and I am still at work. *WOEZ SUMMORE*

Le sigh.

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Life is HARD. [18 Aug 2008|09:59pm]
[ mood | working ]

It's so annoying having to go to work when people are posting their [info]vividcon vids.

WOEZ.

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The weather can go back to being summerishly hot...*now*. [12 Aug 2008|01:50am]
[ mood | optimistic ]

Am cottaging 'til Thursday night! Be good, don't burn down the interwebs, etc etc.

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The show of my heart (and one that just makes me giggle). [11 Aug 2008|01:57am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

There's an episode towards the end of the first season of Power Play called 'High Noon'. The premise of this ep is simple: Brett's convinced an American network to air a Steelheads game as The Sunday Sports Event. But as the episode progresses, we learn that Brett managed this by a) getting the suspension of a violent player (Frank Duskey) on the opposing team lifted way before it was supposed to be, and b) promising the American network a knock-down, drag-out mid-game fight between Duskey and the Steelheads' enforcer, Todd Maplethorpe. Cut because I know nobody cares about this but me, and that's okay. It's hard to care about a show you've never seen. Also cut because I *really* don't know how much sense I'm capable of making tonight. )

Just as 'Prophesy Girl' is, more or less, a standalone episode highlighting everything that is The Point of Buffy The Vampire Slayer--who the central characters are, why they're in the situations they're in, why they do what they do in response to those situations--'High Noon' is, more or less, a standalone ep highlighting everything that is The Point of PP. My hand to Heaven, the concisely considered craft of it made me tear up when I rewatched it this afternoon.

...I wish I had PP in .avi format, because it is crying out to be vidded to The Tragically Hip's 'Fireworks'. It just is. *sigh*

*~*~*

In other TV news, getting home from work at 7:15 in the morning on weekends means that I have discovered the most cracktastically adorable anime-adjacent cartoon: Pucca. It's about a remote village of ninjas in which a little girl ninja named Pucca stalks a little boy ninja named Garu, who is intensely embarassed by her affection and goes to great lengths to try to avoid her, occasionally while fighting a perpetually frustrated evil ninja who I think is named Tobe. The supporting cast includes: another boy ninja who talks kind of like Cartman and bursts out of his shirt in preparation for every fight; another girl ninja who, for some unknown reason, wears a chicken on her head; a kindly old ninja master who also seems to be Jewish; and--don't ask me why--Santa Claus.

Unfortunately, I can't find the episode that hooked me (which involved Pucca mailing her friends to Australia, where Garu was being [unintentionally] held captive by a sheep farmer who kept introducing Garu to the native flora and fauna and electric fences with the phrase, "Careful! It's poisonous!") on YouTube. ETA: [info]ealgylden found it! 'Garu Down Under'! And there are plenty of other eps, such as the 'Slam Bam Birthday Bash' and 'Matinee Mayhem'.

Cracktastically. Adorable.

Yes.

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Natter, natter. CLEAN! [09 Aug 2008|09:23pm]
[ mood | CLEAN! ]

My apartment is CLEAN! All my dishes are CLEAN! All my bedding/linens/towels/etc are CLEAN! My own personal body is CLEAN!

My mind is CLEAN! at the moment, but as soon as the next random porn inspiration strikes, that'll take care of that.

I had a productive afternoon. This is due to a) Jen and I went blueberrying on Thursday (I have fresh blueberries in the fridge, but more importantly, I have frozen blueberries stored in the freezer. YAY.), which activity fell into the timeline of my life such that I had more laundry and dishes than usual piling up; b) it was past time for my floors to get a good vacuum/wash; and c) it's Cottage Week, so I'm leaving here (with clothes and bedding and so forth) on Tuesday and not returning 'til very late Thursday/early Friday morning. Having clean clothing and bedding and so forth will facilitate this.

And I still have a full shift of paid work tonight, too! I hope it stays cool, weather-wise, 'cause I feel I will really want to get a good day's sleep tomorrow.

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I was watching vids. Then this happened. [07 Aug 2008|05:02am]
[ mood | Renata! ]

Continuing in the same general vein as last night's post, albeit not as narrowly focused:

A Very Incomplete List Of Awesome Fictional Ladies, In No Particular Order

--Deborah Morgan (Dexter), who does the best she can.

--Martha Jones (Doctor Who), who chooses Earth.

--River Tam (Firefly), who can kill you with her brain.

--Six, All Of 'Em (Battlestar Galactica), some of whom might be able to kill you with your brain.

--Marissa Clark (Early Edition), who is occasionally the only person in the whole of Chicago, it seems, with a sensible head on her shoulders.

--Renata D'Allessandro (Power Play), who is Renata. Friggin'. D'Allessandro.

--Virginia "Pepper" Potts (Iron Man), who runs in those shoes and deals with that man on a regular basis without killing herself or anyone else.

--Kaywinnit Lee Frye (Firefly), who enjoys life unabashedly.

--Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls), who has it all.

--Maya Kandinski, Sonya Salomaa version (The Collector), who is willing to work as hard as is necessary to find a little faith.

--Kara "Starbuck" Thrace (Battlestar Galactica), who will frak your shit up, destiny-style.

--Fiona Glenanne (Burn Notice), who will also frak your shit up, but in more immediate ways, possibly involving tasers and/or homemade plastique.

--Toni Brigatti (Early Edition), who will totally get over her cat allergy.

--River Song (Doctor Who), who can render the Doctor speechless.

--The Director (Once A Thief), who makes deadpan jokes about transsexual seal tamers.

--Colleen Blessed (Power Play), who just says these things to see that look in your eye.

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"But you have a *really* pretty garden." [06 Aug 2008|02:41am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

Okay, when it comes to soap operas, usually I'm all about fangirling the gorgeous men, because when it comes to soap operas, I find it less rage-inducing, generally, to give my libido free rein, take out my higher brain functions, and become a big, slavering lustball.

However.

I would be wholly remiss in my fangirling duties--my general fangirling duties, I mean, simply As Someone Who Fangirls--if I failed to direct you all to the Obvious And Unfailing Awesome (covered in a Dazzling Array of AwesomeSauce, AwesomeCherries, and AwesomeSprinkles) that is Ms Nancy Lee Grahn (GH's Alexis Davis) And Her BFF Carolyn Hennessey (GH's Diane Miller):

For they have shared with us their conversations. And lo, they are Awesome.

...yes, every single one of the capital letters in this post is Deserved. (Except maybe that one.)

Also, the political opinions expressed in the above-linked video are those of the participating parties, and may or may not reflect those of this particular Fannish Moses, who is Canadian in any event and therefore chooses not to engage in dialogue upon that issue. Not that I don't think it's a worthwhile dialogue to have, but in the right-here-and-now of my LJ, WE'RE HERE FOR THE AWESOME LADIES, PEOPLE.


...Gosh, this icon is amusingly apropos. :)

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Scientifiction, you say? [05 Aug 2008|03:45am]
[ mood | melancholy ]
[ music | Emilie Autumn, 'Shalott' ]

I watched Discovery's Race to Mars marathon this evening, since:

a) I hadn't seen the show the first time it aired;

b) I was curious about this newfangled "speculative fiction" thing appearing on science- and learning-based channels whose licences would seem to preclude the airing of scripted fiction (see also: Prehistoric Park and IT'S CALLED SCIENCE FICTION, PEOPLE, GOD.);

c) I was bored.

All speculative science fiction aside, RtM was actually a pretty engaging dramatic miniseries. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the storytelling, especially when it came to avoiding Leaping Trolls of Drama. (Although whoever was responsible for the "what happens in space stays in space" scene where one of the crewpeople makes a play for comfort sex with the very married mission commander needs to stop cribbing dialogue from hurt/comfort fic written by teenyboppers. That was just hilariously cringe-inducing.)

It also featured the calmest, non-twitchiest character I think I've ever seen Michael Riley play, at least in the last decade. Which has only made me want to rewatch some Power Play.

*sigh*

...When does The Session start, again?

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"Pete. Pete. PETE. Have a listen." [03 Aug 2008|10:59pm]
[ mood | lazy ]

Flashpoint, 'Asking For Flowers': a procedural must-have premise, but when those are done well, hey, they work. And this one was done well. :)

Subverting cliches! Woo! )

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Yay! [01 Aug 2008|04:13pm]
[ mood | rushed ]

It's [info]dvd_commentary time again!

Info is here. All my fic is up for grabs; it is here. (The three stories I've written this week and haven't yet put up on the site are also up for grabs.)

Now to scroll through the authors on offer and figure out what I wanna do! *glee*

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Prooooooooon. (Er. Yes?) [01 Aug 2008|12:59am]
[ mood | I just wanna use this picture. ]
[ music | Sneaker Pimps, 'Lightning Field' ]

In the ever-growing compendium of Reasons Why Fandom Is Sending Me To Hell: "pjamma" at TWoP's General Hospital forum wrote the following a while ago (ie, before it came out that Claudia and Trevor had slept together):

I imagined a scene of the three of them (Claudia, Ric and Johnny) together after they find out Trevor is Claudia's dad and Johnny hugs Claudia from behind and says close to her ear "you'll always be my sister" while Claudia plays with Ric's hair and says "we have to make them pay" and then Ric reaches for Johnny's hair and says "none of this is your fault, we are in this together" making a nice little Claudia sandwich between two pieces of Hoyay.

And you know, God help me, because I am a weak, weak person who's been idly toying with this scenario (or, rather, a slight variant in which Johnny is Ric's surprise half-sibling) for weeks. And finally--maybe because I just figured out how to write Claudia, I don't know--I figured out how to write this: Adult. NC-17. Non-worksafe. Material some readers will find disturbing. 'Kay? )

*~*~*

Some of you may have noticed that I seem to have become more fixated than usual on soaps recently. This is a holdover from the days when soaps were the only vaguely entertaining thing on television over the summer; times may have changed--Burn Notice may be vastly superior to General Hospital in almost every way imaginable (single point deducted for BN's ridiculously atrocious looping, because, I mean, seriously)--but humans are creatures of habit, and this human more than some.

...I swear I had some shame lying around here somewhere...

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* [30 Jul 2008|05:50am]
[ mood | dirty ]

*stares at what I just wrote*





...Um.

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*fangirl* [30 Jul 2008|12:21am]
[ mood | still spammy! ]

Easy Math, v. When Fandoms Collide: Spoiler for tonight's Colbert Report )

*twirls*

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Someone's trying to cure me of my Alice phobia... [29 Jul 2008|10:27pm]
[ mood | a tad spammy tonight ]

...and that someone is Tim Burton, amazingly enough.

1) Mia Wasikowska as Alice. (!!!)

2) Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter (probably). (!!!)

Now we just have to wait to see who Helena Bonham Carter will be playing.

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Daily minutiae [29 Jul 2008|07:55pm]
[ mood | lazy ]

I'm not used to having radio on my TV. I keep forgetting to bring my remote with me when I settle at the computer, and then I have to disturb whatever I'm doing to get up and get the remote when a song I hate comes on.

O, the Herculean trials of digital radio. *SIGH*

*~*~*

The previous occupants of my apartment neglected to clean the oven when they moved out. I've been putting off that task, because: a) it's not a self-cleaning oven, so I'd actually have to, you know, put in some physical effort; b) I have a toaster oven, which thus far has been perfectly capable of handling the single-serving types of stuff I've been cooking and doesn't overheat my cozy space the way a full-size oven would; c) I kept forgetting to pick up oven-cleaner whenever I was at the store.

Today, however, I wanted pizza for supper. And as I did a big grocery-shop yesterday and purchased pizza--and, finally, oven-cleaner and rubber gloves--I figured it was now or never. (Or, well...now or another day, at least.)

So today, I cleaned the oven. It is the first time I have ever cleaned an oven; now I know why I've never done so before. (If the cleaner finishes eating holes through my throat sometime tonight and I die in my sleep, I'd just like to say: you've all been lovely and entertaining, my sister gets first pick of my stuff, and please direct the wrongful-death suit to the makers of the oven-cleaner in the cupboard above the stovetop.)

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Fic-thing! \o/ [29 Jul 2008|04:58am]
[ mood | creative ]

Finally, in response to [info]oxoniensis's prompt ("Cameron [Sarah Connor Chronicles] meets Iron Man, both on a mission, either their interests coinciding, or working against each other."): fic. You can't spell 'SkyNet' without 'Stark Industries'...y. )

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Geeeeee-Aitch! [29 Jul 2008|04:30am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Tonight, I bring you GOODIES! (About time, right? Yeah, I thought so, too.)

*~*~*

The gals at Serial Drama, having been worn into the depths of despair by the current state of most soaps on the air, have decided to rewatch and recap classic episodes that won't be as likely to make their heads explode with rage. In this post, they go back to the days when General Hospital was not only good but phenomenal, and end up Ugly Crying over Stone's death.

In case you're unfamiliar with this profound moment of GH history, let me explain sum up: in the mid-1990s, Stone Cates died of AIDS after spending a blind, bedridden last day with his girlfriend, Robin Scorpio. Everybody Ugly Cries at Stone's death. It's not just soap opera done right, it's humanity done right. *sniffles*

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And then there's my own little rebellion against the ginormous pit of suck that is modern-day GH: I finally uploaded my prized clips of Cassadine Family Dysfunction to YouTube. (Oh, eight-to-ten-year-old edit tapes. How I wish I hadn't recorded over most of you before Dad bought the VCR-to-DVD recorder! Alas.)

This one features "Oedipal mumblings" (yes, a direct quote); this one (and part two), a Medean monologue. All bow before Constance Towers and Stephen Nichols and their ability to be really inappropriately fascinating together! (Smallville people: you know the version of Lex's Worst Nightmare from 'Scare' that exists only as a deleted scene on the s4 DVDs? Think along those lines, only not a nightmare.

:)

(Or, if you're not a SV person, consider that I'm using my Profit icon deliberately on this post.)

*~*~*

The third goodie will have to have its own post, 'cause it got wordy.

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My heart's (current) fondest wish [28 Jul 2008|12:13am]
[ mood | geeky ]

Dear Universe,

If there is one itty-bitty, teeny-tiny, wee-small part of you that doesn't totally hate me, you'll arrange matters so that, when Rick Hearst (inevitably, IMO, and I don't blame him at all) escapes General Hospital within the next few months, he'll go to The Young and the Restless and play Lowell Baldwin's other son, the half-brother Michael never knew existed. I mean, I know Hearst was Matt Clark v2.0 back in the day, but...well, come on, that was ages ago! If Sarah Brown can return to GH in a totally different role than the (continually front-burner) one she originated, Hearst can easily go back to Y&R. Matt was a minor bad guy who's been dead for, like, a decade! And Hearst totally looks like he could be TV-related to both Christian LeBlanc and Michael Gross. It would TOTALLY WORK.

If you like me at all, Universe, you will do this for me. Please?

*DOE EYES*,

Jayne

*~*~*

I am eyeballing the fic prompts you people gave me last night. Some of them...you guys, some of them are evil. *watches you*

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Barren as a friggin' Martian desert. [26 Jul 2008|10:20pm]
[ mood | working ]

I am mired in extreme creative malaise. It's really, really annoying.

So! O my lovely flist people, if you would be so kind as to suggest a character or two and some kind of prompt--song lyric, colour, random word, scenario, whatever--I would be much obliged. I can't guarantee I'll write everything that's suggested, but who knows? Suggestions from outside my poor, dry, barren mind might kickstart something.

Any characters, any scenario. I don't have to have written in the fandom before, but I should at least have mentioned the show/movie (no books, please) at some point in this LJ. (Pretty much every show that fits this description is listed in my Interests.)

*doe eyes*

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Like lichen on a stone. [25 Jul 2008|02:16am]
[ mood | calm ]

Two things re: this week's Flashpoint:

1) Javier Vachon! We meet again. It's been a long time; your hair is...

...is...

...no, I'm sorry, I can't say "better". The best I can do is "different".

2) Itty bitty dialogue spoiler. )

Three weeks in, and I'm liking the way this show's finding different variations on the theme of Crisis: different types of bad (or, as in last week's ep, "bad") guys, different team formations, different threat levels and details, different psychologies, etc. I'm sure, if the focus stays so tight on the episodic scenarios instead of the ongoing lives of the team members, things'll start to feel repetitive after a while; for now, though, it's a decent hour's viewing.

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